If You Give a Mommy a Coffee

Here is why our life is like the story, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.

If you give a mommy a cup of coffee, she is going to want to relax.
If you let her relax, she is going to want to watch TV.
To watch TV, she needs the TV remote.
To find the TV remote, you need to take the cushions off the couch.
When you take off the cushions, you realize they need to be vacuumed.
When you get out the vacuum, you need to dump the canister.
After you dump the canister into the trash, you need totake out the trash.
When you get back and finish vacuuming the cushions, she is going to want relax.
If she is going to relax, she is going to want a cup of coffee.